Welcome to the Soundtrack of Bad Decisions
This is where A$$holesInc. turns sarcasm, heartbreak, questionable choices, hard-earned lessons, and completely unnecessary opinions into music.
Some songs will make you laugh. Some might hit a little too close to home. Others may inspire you to block an ex, crack open a cold one, rethink your life choices—or proudly make the exact same ones again.
These are original songs for real people who have been knocked down, screwed over, pushed too far, or simply woke up and chose chaos. No manufactured perfection. No fake inspirational bullshit. Just honest stories, adult humor, catchy hooks, and the occasional emotional breakdown with a decent beat behind it.
Turn it up, sing along, and try not to take any of this too seriously.
Welcome to A$$holesInc. Music—where feelings get loud and good judgment goes to die.
When the fish ain’t bitin’, the cooler still is. 🍻🎣 This one’s for everybody who’s spent all day on the water, caught absolutely nothing, and somehow still had a damn good time. “No fish, just a buzz” kind of energy. Made for the ones who bring more beer than bait, tell bigger stories with every drink, and call it a successful fishing trip even when the only thing hooked was their buzz. Brought to you by AssholesInc.com — because not every great day ends with a full stringer… sometimes it just ends with empty cans, bad decisions, and a sunburn.
This one is for everybody who finally stopped answering the call. “Don’t Call Me, Valentine” is savage, unapologetic, and officially done with the sorry-story reruns. No tears. No second chances. No “baby I miss you” nonsense. Sometimes the best Valentine you can give yourself is blocking the number, choosing peace, and remembering who you were before somebody tried to drain the life out of you. You weren’t crazy. You weren’t too much. You were just finally done being used. So let it ring. Let it ache. Let reality be the Valentine they take. Don’t call me. I’m finally mine.
Life Gives Me Hard Knocks, but I Grow from Here is a song about taking the hits life throws at you and refusing to stay down. Life can be hard. It can knock you around, test your strength, and leave you wondering how to keep moving forward. But every struggle teaches something. Every setback shapes you. Every hard knock can become part of the reason you grow stronger. This A$$holesInc. original is about resilience, grit, and finding the strength to keep walking through the trials and tribulations. It’s about growing through what you go through — learning from life, learning from yourself, and becoming stronger on the other side. For everyone who’s been knocked down but kept moving. Listen now, turn it up, and keep growing from here.
🎄 NEW HOLIDAY ANTHEM: “All I Want for Christmas… Is [enter what you want to say to your crazy ex here]” ❄️💔🎶 (For everyone who’s over the drama this season) If you’ve ever had someone ruin your holidays with their games, their chaos, or their inability to act right… this song is YOUR new Christmas anthem. It’s got that warm, classic holiday sound — bells, strings, cozy winter vibes — ✨ But the lyrics? They’re gloriously DONE. Sung with power, soul, and just the right amount of sass, this track is for anyone reclaiming their joy, their sanity, and their December. Whether you’re healing, thriving, or just tired of someone stealing your sparkle, this song will feel like a peppermint-flavored power move. ❤️🔥🎁
🎄 “All I’m Saying Is: F*ck This” | Adult Holiday Anthem for the Over-It Crowd Description: Tired. Broke. Overbooked. Covered in glitter you did not consent to? Same. This is “All I’m Saying Is: F*ck This” – a not-so-holy holiday anthem for everyone who loves the season… but is also 1000% done with the stress, chaos, and forced cheer. 🎧 Perfect for: Wrapping last-minute gifts you forgot about Sipping something strong in a festive mug Sending to that friend who always says “I hate people, but I love you” ⚠️ Warning: Adult language, adult humor, zero apologies. Not for kids. Definitely for your chaos goblin friends. If you’ve ever smiled through the stress and thought, “yeah, f*ck this”… this one’s for you. 💀🎄
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