About Assholes, Inc.

Assholes, Inc. was born the same way all great ideas are — out of relentless sarcasm, playful insults, and the kind of laughter that makes you snort in public. Founded by a husband-and-wife duo who spend most of their time roasting each other for fun, this brand is the accidental lovechild of too many inside jokes and not enough adult supervision.

We’re not here to be inspirational.

We’re here to be inappropriate, obnoxious, yet oddly relatable.

In fact, we wrote the book on it. And if it's not already published on here, it is coming soon!

We believe in the sacred art of the eye roll, the unmatched joy of a perfectly timed smartass remark, and the healing power of laughter — especially the kind that makes someone else question your mental stability.